so on the last night of camp its the counselors jobs to stay up all night and make sure no one gets pregnant or no first anythings happen.
So this really awesome guy I met at camp who’s like five hundred feet tall decided that he was going to dress as slender man for the job
Now imagine you, being like 12, already paranoid as fuck while you’re trying to have some weird form of intercourse with like, a 13 in the closet boy and all of a sudden your shenanigans get crashed by SLENDER MAN
I just. I can’t even.Emerson if you want me to take this down I totally will but the internet had to see the badassery in this hahah
OH MY GOD
SUCH BRILLIANCE
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Reblogging this again to agree bc I go to this camp too and this is just way too good
FUCK ME HOLY SHIT DAMMIT EMERSON (I know these men in real life and attend this camp thank you very much)